Yarn whip

A whip made of yarn

Guy 1: That dude just tried to whip me with his yarn whip

Guy 2: He should get a more effective whip

by BinaryClock July 11, 2017

yarn diet

When a crafter is financially broke and cannot afford to buy more yarn.

Until I pay off all of my bills I have to go on a yarn diet. This sucks because I saw some really yummy yarn on sale.

by yarnchick August 19, 2012

adventure yarn

damn near lamest phrase I have ever had the displeasure to come across...

lamer1: This book is a wondrously enlightening adventure yarn.

by #38478 September 05, 2006

Yarn Ball

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

by Evil October 19, 2003

Yarn balls

When a cat starts to snuggle and you start to feel all warm, cuddly and loved, they suddenly hop away for no apparent reason, leaving you feeling cold and used.

My cat left me with yarn balls this morning, and it hurt.

by Crocro June 30, 2013

Yarn Martyr

A person whose annoying or derision worthy behaviour actually has a net positive effect on the receiver, by providing them with hilarious stories to share with their friends, despite the actual encounter remaining annoying.

This person is actually (usually unwittingly) sacrificing themselves for the stories of others, by offering to take the role of fool.

This guy at work used to be the biggest jerk, but now he's transcended jerk and become a yarn martyr, so at least I get these great stories out of having to put up with him

by borisgg October 21, 2013

absolute yarn

Anyone called Matt

I met this bloke called Matt the other day, u have never heard so much absolute yarn in my life

by Kingyarn69 October 18, 2020