Jonesie

A half drank or nearly full beer (most of the time, cheap domestic beer) which was opened and quickly put down and forgotten about by a drunken party goer who has already moved on to crack open another beer (possibly another potential future Jonesie).
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)
When everyone at the party left when the booze ran out, I was able to keep getting drunk off of all of the Jonesies that were left behind.
by cedarcrapids June 27, 2024
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Jonesyed

When someone doesn’t like you but they use you for a lift because it’ll be free
Joanne: we had no money for a taxi so we asked him for a free lift

Amy: oh so you jonesyed him
by ol’ dirty bastard March 14, 2018
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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
by Teachers-names-endme January 02, 2024
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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
by Teachers-names-endme January 02, 2024
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Jonesy

COD LEGEND, ONCE FOUGHT A KID AND KNOCKED HIM OUT AT A CALL OF DUTY LAN.
Hopefully you don’t ask jonesy to be at the next nerv
by Cali22 February 13, 2020
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Jonesy

A skin in Fortnite that is really common in the game at he looks the same like Tfue a twitch streamer who is known for his game play and using no skins
wow that Jonesy no skin sucks he is soooo.... WTF that was Tfue F@#K how come I did that.
by Tiktokmeme November 21, 2018
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Jonesy

Why are you still wearing the jonesy skin? You have a lot of vbucks.
by Arandombloke August 10, 2020
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