Grandad

1 Grandpa, poppy 2 friend. play mate. like Santa

( Without the beard
) 3. tickle monster, king of cuddles, story teller , treat provide ,
good at keeping secrets

4 The Best grandad a kid could could ask

The man that Solves all of our problems Are called Grandad

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 6, 2021

Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks

"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"

by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009

ma grandad

A bauldy cunt but sound,

Ma grandad is bauld

by Louise conway March 21, 2017

Grandad

A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.

You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?

Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.

by Kcoda August 3, 2022

Party Grandad

That one stubborn old boy who refused to grow up and settle down during his life. Known to suffer from memory loss caused by substance and alcohol abuse. Commonly found at the Redoubt bar trying to convince young bucks to take him clubbing in Hamilton.

" Could I get another vodka sprite please" "No Mr. Hutchinson we closed the bar an hour ago the courtesy shuttle will be along soon to take your party grandad ass back to the retirement home"

by Higgy September 6, 2017

That grandad chin

Someone who's chin resembles Hey Arnolds Grandfathers.

Me: Yo Michelle,Jenna has that Grandad Chin
Michelle: Bitch got that Harold gut too.

by Blackout_Illuminati January 4, 2014

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018