Collosal Dick move

the act of doing something you were explicitly told not to do

Nathy B took my stash that, was a collosal dick move

by the karachi kid May 19, 2015

Dick move santa

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".

Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa

by Everettbr July 12, 2016

dick move

Leaving an upset and/or emotional female with nothing but a flash of your penis.

Chad: "Yeah dude, she was just crying in her room for an hour and a half, I couldn't deal with that shit."
Jason: "Damn bro, what did you do?"
Chad: "I just gave her the ol' dick move and left."

by dsles December 9, 2009

no dick move

When women are being women.

Wearing fakes lashes is such a no dick move.

by Jarfboy May 17, 2022

Dick Move

An event similar to a plot twist in the Chicago One franchise directed by Dick Wolf, hence the name.

- Mike breaking up with Jannice was a total dick move.

- Yeah, it was awful, and nobody saw it coming :c

by One Joy, Enjoy! Podcast September 20, 2021

dick-moving

Dick-moving is when a guy is indecisive or changes his mind on which sexual partner he wants to commit to and therefore moves between two or more.

George kept dick-moving between two girls

by orangecounty May 29, 2018

dirt moving dick

One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.

Look at that Brytan guy he’s such a dirt moving dick! But he’s cute tho “sploosh”

by 1234125 June 5, 2018