October 22

National "Beat the everloving shit out of Gabi Green day."
Anyone has a free pass to beat Gabi up whenever you feel like it without getting in trouble.

"Hey did you see Gabi today?"
"Why?"
"I need to beat her to a pulp for my own amusement"
"Oh well, it's October 22 you're okay to"

by hewhomstwatches October 22, 2019

October 22

Slap your friend day slap your friend except for your short ones

Mike wazowski:October 22 I get to slap u
Bob the builder:Nuuuuuu

by Sumongert October 12, 2021

October 22

National slap a russian day

It’s October 22. Slap your russian friends day

by dylandemolishes October 21, 2019

October 22

The day you have to confess to your crush that you like her.

Guy: Hey, I like you
Crush: ewwwww you disgusting shit bag

Crush: get away you dirty worm
Guy: but it's October 22nd
Crush: IDFC

by TheDoggoDude October 22, 2019

October 22

National lend someone your hoodie day. Since give a girl your hoodie day is already a thing, this one's gender neutral.

"Its october 22nd!"
"What exactly does that mean?"
"National lend someone your hoodie day!"
"Oh.."
"Please?"

by SKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS October 21, 2019

October 22

BEST DAY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND

On October 22 go have fun

by Rochaaaaaaa October 16, 2019

October 22

Slap your shortest best friends day

tall friend: *October 22 slap*
short friend: hey what was that

tall friend: *shows them this page*

by Revenge Gal October 21, 2019