July 1st

July 1st is national show your boyfriend your boobs day. Free the nips for him show him you care.

Joe : Hey can I see them boobies
Jojo: ew no
Joe : it’s July 1st
Jojo: ugh fine

by Playboijeffery July 1, 2024

July 1st

If u were born on this day , you’re a sexy ass mf , your hot asf , you are a very nice person and your a bit sensitive but harsh at the same time , you have that one bestie that u rely on everything for , you have good intentions for people , good at keeping secrets , your a genuine soul, your very funny , you have great style and your really smart.

“yooo it’s my bday tdy … “

“ bestiee .. it’s that day of they year (july 1st) ..”

by cza_ January 20, 2022

July 1st

This is the day you gonna unfollow worldstar!
Bc worldstar are not uploading any fight videos anymore. Like they used to do!

Fuck u worldstar, imma unfollow u July 1st

by AguyFromSwedenYuuuh dig June 25, 2018

July 1st

The day when the ugliest bitches are born i to society

• Doctor: “Your son will be born on July 1st!” Mom: “Doc, is it too late to get an abortion?”

by jacksondoser1 April 11, 2022

July 1st

National buy your friend a 20 piece chicken nugget from McDonald’s.

Joseph - “Hey Robbie it’s July 1st.”
Robbie - *Buys Joseph a 20 piece nugget*

by Jonsuf June 30, 2022

July 1st

Canada day! i love canada day! i’m canadian happy canada day!

hey you wanna watch fireworks

Eh? why are there fireworks?
ITS JULY 1ST AKA CANADA DAY MOTHAFUCKA

by Daisuke anyway July 7, 2023

July 1st

National buy your boyfriend a McDonald’s day!

Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!

GF: *Gives food*
BF: What’s this for?
GF: July 1st! National buy your boyfriend McDonald’s day!

by YouWottttMate June 30, 2022