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jonas brothers

Any of the locomotives from the caboose family.

A synonym of train

This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
"Boy was I waiting a long time for the Jonas Brothers to pass by!"

"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
by Not Jeremy January 13, 2008
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jonas brothers

A pop/rock band made up of three New Jersey brothers.
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
I had to pay 500$ for my ticket to a Jonas Brothers concert.

Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
by mcbird13 March 22, 2008
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jonas brothers

hotness and perfection in the form of three terrific, very deserving, amazing boys. <3
wow! those JONAS BROTHERS are amazingly GORGEOUS! and any other form of awesomeness towards them
by Elizabeth Jonas March 9, 2008
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jonas brothers

some of the nicest people on the face of planet earth! great at singing and extremely hot.
by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 21, 2019
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jonas brothers

THE BEST BAND EVER!
- NO, im not 12, i am 22.
- For everyone who is like omg, are you like 12?, who cares!?! leave kids alone, shows how mature you are!
- Who cares if they watch disney channel?! What did you watch when you were a kid, rock of love!?
- love them, they are good influences!
by kailey!!! April 23, 2008
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jonas brothers

an okay band. they're lyrics DO have some meaning and the tunes and the beats are alright. but the fanbase of this group is way too much. i swear every single jonas fan out there is like a crazy stalker. but anyways...there an okay band(what do you expect, there underage) that gets way to overhyped. well they're better than Hannah Montana
crazy girl:OMG OMG!! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE COMING TO MY HOMETOWN!!!!! *jumps around and falls*
me:chill out, its not like Paramore is coming!
crazy girl:YOUR JUST A FUCKING HATER!! YOU CAN GO DIE AND BURN IN HELL!!
by jadali March 16, 2008
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jonas brothers

An inspiring, amazing band from Wycoff, New Jersey. Just because their music isn't some rap song about some girls butt, or some heavy metal punk kid whining about how crap life is, with drug references and that, doesn't mean their music is kiddy. No, I am not 12. I am almost 17. I hate the incredibly cheesey High School Musical, the disney channel and Hannah Montana.

Their music is aimed at a wide audience, from children as young as 7, all the way up to adults of about 25. I admit that sometimes their music is cheesey, but atleast they write their own songs and don't just write about stupid things like tits that noone cares about.

Their influence tree goes way back, everything from My Chemical Romance, to The Backstreet Boys to Weird Al Yvonick! They do not class themselves as one genre of music, as their lyrics and tune vary from song to song, combining strong powerful guitar riffs with soft ballad-like synths.

Nick, the youngest of the amazing trio, was recently diagnosed with diabetes. Although it has been hard for him, he has never gave up, teaching children and adolescents with ANY type of illness all over the word that you can be anything you want to be.

If they are not your type of music, I'm not going to argue with you. Not many people hate them because theres nothing much to hate about them.
8 year old: I love the Jonas Brothers!
14 year old: Their music gives me a sense of belonging.. I love them so effing much.
22 Year old: Theres nothing NOT to love about these boys.
by xBELIVEIBLEDx June 2, 2008
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