Tiny®/©

A Tiny®/© is a master juggler, smuggler, and scat artist. He has a natural gift for using human waste (i.e. scat, bile, vomit) in romantic situations.

A true renaissance man, the Tiny®/© regularly puts on pole engulment self-help seminars. His humanitarian outlook involving the healthy removal of orphans is matched by no other than the gov'neh himself... or moccasin the shoe. See also- Shoeman.

did you see tiny®/© working his shit during that sevensome? it was like a got danged circus in there!

by Tylenol PM October 27, 2007

Dzjhiaomahaah©™®

Any word you want it to be.

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by dzjhiaomahaah©™® May 17, 2019

Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012

Insta-Kill Body Armor®

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"

by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021

Travis Scott Happy Meal®

Cleaning up a woman's period with the quarter pounder bun.

She didn't have any tampons so I helped her out and gave her a Travis Scott Happy Meal®.

by SuperSonicHymenBreaker September 8, 2020

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God DAMN you must have been bored

Have fun with the rest of your most likely boring day after typing out 1234567890@#$_&-+() /*"':;!? ~`|•√π÷׶∆£¢€¥^°={}\%©®™℅<> out in the Urban Dictionary-

by UglyRat15 November 17, 2022

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When you write every character on phone

Why were you so bored you wrote qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$_&-+()/*"':;!?~`|•√π÷׶∆£¢€¥^°={}\%©®™✓

by Emmainpink October 25, 2020