Sandy HJ

A sandy Hand Job.Likely caused by beach sand stuck on the giver's hands.
What would you rather have a BJ or a Sandy HJ?
by Side_ March 23, 2007
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crazy like hj

Crazy like Hayley Jane (popular singer/songwriter), specifically in a very creative sense and/or fickle with relationships.
"Did you hear that? That chick is crazy like HJ!"
by zacanger May 26, 2007
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Hump Day HJ Special

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.
Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!
by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 13, 2011
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stabby hj

A woman on man or man on man handjob of the violent persuasion, remiscent of 80's slasher horror movies and characterized by the sound of Palm on pelvic bone action
Billy hooked up with Sally and said he got a stabby hj
by sydneyfife January 20, 2016
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HJ

You do me then take care of yourself
If I suck you will you suck me?
Nah... HJ it
by Jiggityjag July 31, 2023
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HJ

Hungry Jacks
One the yummiest, yet dodgiest fast food restaurants ever. Sometimes it steals macccas food, but it is still superioir
Mackenzileigh - DO YOU GUYS WANNA GO TO HJ'S
TIFFANY - WHAT'S HJ'S
Mackenzileigh - ONLY THE BEST FAST FOOD PLACE EVR!
by GEORGIE PIG🐷🐷🐷 November 03, 2021
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HJ or D

Give me a handjob or die (HJ or D)
by Bigal120790 August 04, 2019
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