LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT I'm from New Jersey. I curse alot. I say "yo".Don't worry about how I tawk.I never had school on Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is more than a roll with a hole in the middle. All good nights usually end at a diner, preferably w/ fries. It's a SUB, not a hoagie or worse , a hero, and I wash it down with soda,not POP. And I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. Its not New York City :it's simply "The City". I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway. I know 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger, and they expect it. I'm from New Jersey , and I FUCKIN LOVE THIS PLACE...
guy1: im guna teach that guy a lesson
guy2: nah chilll hes from jersey
guy1: damn, thanks for the warning
jersey guy: fcuk you (punches guy 1 for no reason) :)
guy2: nah chilll hes from jersey
guy1: damn, thanks for the warning
jersey guy: fcuk you (punches guy 1 for no reason) :)
by stephhyyy November 27, 2007
In Jersey we have beautiful beaches, Victorian homes costing millions of dollars, a lot of conceited Wall Street moguls, and pizza and bagels that are the real deal. We have real estate prices and taxes through the roof and some of the best public schools around. The urban schools are some of the worst around too.
Jersey has Springsteen, Bon Jovi, and Debbie Harry too. We have all the fun of being in between NYC and Philly and if you grew up here you'd be loving all that culture too.
Jersey has Springsteen, Bon Jovi, and Debbie Harry too. We have all the fun of being in between NYC and Philly and if you grew up here you'd be loving all that culture too.
I'm from Jersey and get a lot of crap for it too. That's ok, just be careful cause you don't want me to go all Joisey on you.
by Jersey Grrrlll May 26, 2009
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by bnnuydel October 27, 2022
“jersey did 45 backflips around the room”
by monkeys4L February 06, 2023
The dirty conglomeration of land that resides South West of NY. It is sometimes known as the Garden State, but I guarantee you won't find a single garden. . .just filth, skanks, and wanna be Guidos and wanna be New Yorkers. There are few exceptions including parts of Northern Jersey which happen to be pretty nice however the Jersey Shore is heavily overrated and Long Island beaches are generally preferred. They have no sports teams worth speaking of except the Devils and the Nets are soon moving to Brooklyn.
Fag: Yo dawg, u from Jersey?
Other guy: Do I look or smell like filth? Fuck no!
Hey Bro you wanna go to the Jersey Shore?
No, I don't want an STD. . .
Other guy: Do I look or smell like filth? Fuck no!
Hey Bro you wanna go to the Jersey Shore?
No, I don't want an STD. . .
by EmPireStateOFMiNd December 18, 2009