Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.
by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021
Get the garf weedmug. 
Get the garf-nutmug. Person 1: “I can’t believe you forgot to bring your passport on the trip!”
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!
Person 2: “Yeah I really burned the garf on that one!
Person 1: yeah well don’t burn the garf again!
by professional garfer January 25, 2022
Get the burn the garfmug. Garf's Law is a law used by people who extensively say phrases like "not funny didn't laugh" on people's memes, or people who just micromanage humor. This word is related to words like band kid and Normie for the reasoning that people who follow Garf's Law are quite unfunny. This definition came from the ifunny user "allhaillordgarfield" and how he would consistently comment "not funny" on people's profiles, even though a lot of users found him quite "unhumorous". The word was invented by the ifunny user "AnnoyingOrangeFanPage".
"Some dude just commented not funny on my meme."
"What does he post?"
"Cropped hentai and Twitter screenshots."
"Ah, Garf's Law at work."
"What does he post?"
"Cropped hentai and Twitter screenshots."
"Ah, Garf's Law at work."
by Miltank_ July 11, 2020
Get the Garf's Lawmug. This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)
-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."
by alligatorade November 22, 2019
Get the Snarf her Garfmug. Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.
Dirty Garf recipe
1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna
1 tarp
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.
Dirty Garf recipe
1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna
1 tarp
Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
by GhostrideUrMom February 11, 2023
Get the The Dirty Garfmug. Tone indicator. Short for Garfield. Used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to wether someone is /j or /srs. This is in reference to a clip of John Arbuckle asking Garfield if he is “/j or /srs”
by KwiteFanPage April 3, 2022
Get the /garfmug.