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When a human being is so entirely bored, they ascend the levels of the standard qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. They go even further beyond to type all of the characters on the keyboard in order, backwards, shift in order, and shift backwards. This is true ascension.
Teacher: No phones out, even if you are done with your work.
Student: Alright then... `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>???><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~
by KingKhaos December 15, 2020
mugGet the `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>???><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~mug.
When The Boredom Is Maximum! 😳 `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`is preformed by pressing every key (not counting unicode) once and then back again
guy 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`"
guy 2: ayo what the fuck
by Cubby P April 27, 2021
mugGet the `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`mug.
you typed every letter in the alphabet, and then went back holding shift.then you reapeted the whole procces backwards. you must be the most bored person in your country. you probably opended a new tab during online school. you have truely mastered the keyboard.
jeff:i'm bored
jack: try typing 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ
jeff:okay!
by why did you look for my name October 23, 2020
mugGet the 1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321?><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqmug.
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!

is when you type every character back and forth in and not in caps lock
Friend: Hey want to play some soccer

You: No I want to type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!

Friend: Why am I even friends with you
by Bored Dumb person April 29, 2021
mugGet the `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!mug.
OH shit your so so so so so so BORED if you type every single thing like you do a precise but just out of boredom. You are actually very very BORED if you type this. You suceeded to this point. this is crazy. You are getting critisized about not getting good grades on useless classes. Just google the entire keyboard each kay left to right each row, top row to bottom row. But you are still bored because you did that so many times but found the same exact definitions, so you do that, and go backwards, but thats not good enough, so you do the same thing but with shift. And there you have it . I know me and you are supposed to be doing homework
Too lazy to type example. `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~
by tecopux November 29, 2021
mugGet the `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~mug.

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