by AreYouGonnaBang'Doe? April 19, 2010

shiloh: did you hear about william?
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!
kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!
kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.
by midori modesty February 27, 2011

by Scooter Scotch February 2, 2010

1. Slang for paranoid used in the East Coast, specifically the Philly area.
2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."
3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.
4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.
5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."
3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.
4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.
5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
"Watch out for the cops, stay noided."
"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"
"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."
"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."
"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"
"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."
"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."
"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
by Nu Metal Professor September 13, 2021

Noided - (or simply Noid) is a relatively new term used as a derogatory slur against Black people.
This came about as an online community of White people wanted to create a “new N word” to use against Black people.
This came about as an online community of White people wanted to create a “new N word” to use against Black people.
by bantaalex January 22, 2022

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)
n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
by mabecorp April 25, 2010

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.
by Monkey's Dad June 6, 2021
