by ashy wenis July 25, 2022

You rather mean Yumeko Jabami from kakegurui or Celestia Ludenberg from Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
by You don’t 2 know my name April 26, 2021

A Dog who gambles. How Original. Your friends went to a local casino and sees a table full of dogs betting there fossils to win them all. It's a late night and the biggest better of them all was the dog. They were playing all sort of Gambling games but in dog rules just to keep it in balance with them all. Performing the Best dog who gambles and never lost to another dog even a cat for that sake, but that's just a rumor
Dog: Woof.
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭
by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025

"That was a Gambler's Bet right there."
by potato_bagel July 27, 2025

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.
Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.
by Nrubemit January 7, 2024

Riding a hooker or ho bareback. fucking her back to front and front to back, gambling on your chances of getting an incurable STD. (2 hole action doubles your chances)
by The Gamblerr August 8, 2023

Probably the worst song by heavy metal band Iron Maiden. It's on the album Virtual XI, which came out in 1998. This song has really shitty sounding guitars, stupid singing, and it repeats the chorus at least 20 times, which means that it'll get stuck in your head very easily. The song is a shitstain on the Iron Maiden legacy.
Bradley: What Iron Maiden song should I listen to first?
Cooper: How about almost any song other than The Angel And The Gambler?
Bradley: Alright, I'll take your advice.
Cooper: How about almost any song other than The Angel And The Gambler?
Bradley: Alright, I'll take your advice.
by Ryan_the_retard October 16, 2022
