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King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.
She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.
by Bunkerite March 27, 2023
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King 9

King 9 aka 4OUR L0CO, found in Dal and surrounding areas, most known for getting baked and losing a finger at a very young age. Professional playa. Big cock.
Person 1: Look it’s King 9!
King 9: Ay wsg
Person 2: Let’s ball up
King 9: Say less
by Mr.Shoomboom March 29, 2023
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King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.
King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.
by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023
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king chaser

a person who only goes after the king in fps chess
"dude this guys a dumb king chaser!"
by Elusive_vex April 1, 2023
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King/Prince Chaos

When you express to friends about your lack of a sex life so they perform a eulogy to lay your sex life to rest. The Prince part comes in when they end up Pullin a Danny. Then a eulogy is performed for your dream sex life as well shortly after.
A King/Prince Chaos was performed due to my disappointing and non-existent sex life.
by Pulling a Danny April 1, 2023
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King soopers

A store for people who think they are better shopping here than walmart, king sooper management specializes in a variety of activities such as multiple hour long breaks registered as ‘meetings’ walking around on their cellphone and denying time off because you did not inform them when you were born. King soopers also specializes in hiring cleaning services that they pay under the table to come in and inconvenience the night crew every night
king soopers worker: “Man I love my job”

sensible civilian : “ you need psychiatric help”
by baja blast barron June 2, 2024
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King Dooty Booty

This is a name for your homie who has insane stink butt/ doody booty
"Yo you really King Dooty Booty out here with that stinky butt"
by Schminkle June 4, 2024
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