Cat Face

A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.

Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.

by Doula719 June 8, 2015

indoor cat

indoor cats are the vaginas of people who do not want to have sexual relations outside, outdoor cats are vaginas that will have sex outside

i’m not going to have sex while hiking, i have an indoor cat.

by gettwiggywithit March 12, 2025

Cat

An annoying disturbance

Ughh the cat woke me up

by Hotpotato05 April 7, 2020

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Cat

Something that sits in front of the computer screen while you are trying to work.

The cat jumped onto the table in front of the computer screen.

by Artsy Koala January 20, 2021

zombie cat

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.

I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?

by beamguru August 8, 2025

House Cat

A house cat refers to an individual living in a Bubble with no understand of the world outside of there house ( bubble ) how the house was build, what evolution it took for the infrastructure to create and maintain the house.

A house cat lives in and benefits from the Luxury of modern technology and culture whilst also shaming the outside world that provided it.

A house cat will try to dismiss insult and shame individuals in the outside world through a window without ever having stepped out there own echo chamber.

A house cat is oblivious to anything past what they can comprehend through there own window.

You have no idea how ecenomics works stop being a house cat.

by Resilientbydesign July 6, 2022