White-Noise Blues

The difficulty you experience falling asleep, when you've become accustomed to playing a podcast or YouTube or tv shows before bed. And then you're traveling and have to sleep somewhere without internet reception. So your bedroom is way too quiet, and there's no external jabbering to interrupt your own existentially tormented thoughts.

"Hey, Edna. Glad to see you're back. How was the camping trip?"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"

by IDONTLIKEBATHSILOVETHEM January 12, 2019

Blue etios

A nice car that works like a motel, owned by a brazilian dude

Example: "dude I just saw the Blue Etios shaking in the garage!"

by Shibadogefunnydog December 3, 2021

Blue Butterfly Moment

A moment of mid-sentence distraction.

Person 1: "So I was watching- Oh! A penny!"
Person 2: "Nice Blue Butterfly Moment."

by MatrixFoxDemon October 2, 2013

Post-Masterpiece Blues

The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)

“Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”

by Sushiware April 25, 2025

Abe Blue

Bitch. That is all.

"You're such an Abe Blue!"

by Abe Blue December 14, 2013

Blue Veined Meat Roll

Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.

by Grandpa Norm March 17, 2023

Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers

I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.

by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021