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Moldy poop

The smell is horrible! One day i pooped and it got clogged, it sat in the toilet for so long black mold started growing from the bacteria.
My poop just got moldy! It’s now moldy poop!
by Farting definitions July 5, 2021
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Bowser poops

A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place
Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again
by Bowser August 11, 2023
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Poop

by Karmaha August 26, 2021
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Poop

Big brown thing that comes out of your butt
My poop is coming!
by Yassqueenpoopismybutt March 8, 2020
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Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020
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Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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poop

by thanoslover1234322 October 21, 2020
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