Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
by mcjenks May 8, 2014
Get the john statusmug. A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
Get the John James Autobahnmug. When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared
by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024
Get the Reheating the johnmug. 
by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025
Get the Johnmug. A dumb joke two little kids made as a mockery of our friend from school looking like a presidential figure's grandson. John Kennedy
by I<3mitski January 18, 2022
Get the John Kennedymug. by Nopyyy February 2, 2024
Get the John Mufflermug.