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John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome
person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.
by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019
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Sussy John

Sussy John is a fictional character I made up, he’s also a tattoo on my knee cap
by Johnballs69696969696969 March 5, 2022
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John

Someone who's the bassist of a band.
"John I told you we're not using your song ! It sucks !"
by butte phucker August 31, 2019
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John Mike

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.
Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.
by Masquarade August 6, 2017
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john novak

A person who slaps girls with his penis
Damn look at that bruis did you let John novak do that
by Tr=e November 21, 2016
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John Vincent Orlando

A talented Canadian singer
Started YouTube at the age of 8 alongside sister Darian Orlando
Released Debut Ep "Teenage Fever" in 2019 and sophomore ep "Its Never Really Over" in 2020
Was nominated and won for Best Canadian Act (category only won so far by John, JB, and Shawn Mendes) two years in a row for the MTV EMA's
Has over 30+ million fans all over social media and counting
He is not a tik tok kid, musically kid, or Kenzie Zeigler's bf he is the one and only Johnny Orlando or JOHN VINCENT ORLANDO how i like to say :) dont underestimate him because he will one day sell out the Rogers Centre and perform in many other arenas/stadiums.
John Vincent Orlando is one of a kind and an amazing singer.
by teenagee.feverr November 23, 2020
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Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard
by Porta john February 15, 2019
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