Warren John Sparkle

That poor pigeon that the teacher tossed in the bin like it was nothing. R.I.P you will be missed by many (meaning me and my bestie).

Eggy: I'm gonna climb in and fish Warren John Sparkle out the bin

Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.

by Rando0912 April 17, 2021

John

The most generic name I have ever heard

Oh my gosh, what a john, he has beautiful hair for beautiful people and superhero body on roblox

by My pseudonym, not yours April 18, 2021

John

A John is a person who likes sports, music and being alone. John has a lot of friends and is a very nice person in general. John is a very relaxed person and is happiest alone on his computer or playing soccer or baseball with his friends. If a John gets angered, he won't tell anyone because John is a nice person. but if it continues, he will fight back. A John is a competitive funny knowledgeable science nerd who has a lot of experience with love compared to kids his age. John also loves Pokemon and drawing and dislikes most of his close family.

"did you see? John got the new Pikachu Vmax card!"

by John's are cool May 11, 2021

John

Always right

That man is such a John at math

by Homie j May 12, 2021

John

A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends

boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.

by Mr. Monke MAn May 14, 2021

Alexander John Trew-norris

My name

It's not Alexander John Trew-norris isnt

by killerwolfycraft May 15, 2021

John Nye

The sexiest human alive at this time. John Nye will do anything to please those he loves and is in a deep and intimate relationship with Lewis Arnold.

Wow is that John Nye!? He is gorgeous!

by SGT_James_Walton May 17, 2021