pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016

holy monkey fuck

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.

Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin

by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016

Dropped my monkey

A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.

“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”

by Biggg G August 12, 2020

Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020

Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

caged like a monkey

when u shit on someone in fortnite

your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn

by Garbage kid February 19, 2021

Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings

Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn

by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021