OCTOBER 22

october 22nd is national mourn your water bottles death day 😭😭

Person: Poor Shelia! I loved my water bottle! W
Person 2: I will mourn with you
Person: Why did my classmates have to destroy my bottle on october 22!

by Git Na Fa October 22, 2019

Octopus Orgasm October

The October challenge, belonging to the no nut November and destroy dick December challenge family.

To participate one must nut exclusevly to tentacle porn for the whole month.
(The challenge is of a subjective diffuclty level, as one can decide to fap on any kind of Octopus: from the real life animal to anime/hentai versions.
People who enjoy this type of porn must fap only on real Octopus.)

"Hey mark, how is your Octopus Orgasm October going?"
"All good, whent to the acquarium yesterday and took loads of photos"

by OldManSexbomb April 12, 2018

October 14

National free head day to your special someone.

Abby had no clue what her boyfriend meant when he said it’s October 14th (wink)

by Jt535451 October 14, 2020

October

Go fuck a clown

You: Hi clown it’s October 31
Clown: Ok let’s do it

You:let’s go

by Do it if u dare October 30, 2019

October 29

Tell your boyfriend how much you love them day. Most people usually send there boyfriends paragraphs about how much they love them.

"Hey Piotr its October 29 and I just want to let you know that I love you so much!"

by SIUUUUU69 October 29, 2021

October 22

This day is to give your girl your hoodie then give her a hug from behind they kiss her neck to make her feel like a princess

*boy does all that*

*Girl blushes and kisses back*

*girl ask why *

*Boy say because it’s October 22*

by Jessica4283 October 21, 2021

October 25

National say yes to a boy day.

On October 25 Anything a boy says to a girl she has to say yes to.

by Malcom stephon October 24, 2019