Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

catting

Dipping out on someone that you had made plans with

Friend 1: Hey are you still going to the party with me tonight?
Friend 2: Ah shit sorry i’m catting off on you

by Xoxothatbish April 6, 2023

cat noodleing

cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Emoji cat

Emoji cats(also known as emojicats) are a popular form of ocs on the popular video platform TikTok(formerly Musical.ly). Created in around Mid-Late 2021, they are ocs created with emojis to mostly rappresent a cat or any other animal. It's community suffers the same fate as the Gacha community because of degenerate material for example Emoji cat heat, baby abuse, "You❌️Me✅️" ect.

EX 1: "I love doing emoji cats!"
EX 2: "EW! IS THAT EMOJI CAT HEAT!? ARE YOU MENTALLY OK!?!?"

by @_w1nd0ws.v1st4_ November 19, 2023

Weenie Cat

A weenie cat is a certain type of cat they are most of the time fluffy but they love you

Hey what’s that

Oh it’s just my weenie cat

by Tess123catlover April 28, 2020

cat

cat

cat

by My name is:cat May 1, 2022

Oil Cat

A heterosexual male (often) or female (rarely) who is frail and greasy, often times below 5/10 on the attractiveness rating, but he or she is horny all the time and will simp for the opposite gender’s constant approve. Yet they are never successful in finding love or smash without the use of criminal and underhanded methods such as : drugged drinks, targeting breakups, and leveraging positions to prey.

Man: hey bro I was drinking with oil cat ,he saw a random woman and instantly said he fell in love .

Man 2: Ye that’s about the 10th time I’ve seen him do this.

Man: what a simping oil cat !

Girl: eww ! You know that Oil cat K*** , senior? He snuck into the freshman’s chat pretending to be freshman to prey on young girls

Girl 2: holy crap! What a oil cat!

by Very Concerned Citizen August 4, 2022