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Joe

(verb) To rot in bed for an extended period of time like Grandpa Joe in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I can't wait to go home and joe after work

I'm having an insane high joe right now

When I'm hungover, I Joe
by boofinthetrap December 23, 2022
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Sloppy Joe

When a guy or girl is taking a mean shit and getting their dick sucked a pussy licked.
Man, I ate a spicy taco last night and when I was taking a shit in the morning, my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe. #wifematerial
by servega June 9, 2018
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Joe

Joe was your typical fortnite gamer whos obsession for childrens assholes took over his live. At night Joe regularies wonders the shit hole arbroath where he abducts children spreading their ass cheeks, filling their ass with fresh hummus. Joe would then rape them in every possible hole. He would then drop them off home which a complementary jar of mayo. Joe is the most wanted criminal known to man due to him recently breaking the record for most dead dogs raped in a day. 600 is now the record. I use to fill his lunch box with moldy cheese because if I didnt he would fill my pantie drewer with hummis. I've tried to help him with his addition but the smell of dirty nappies gives him orgy strength which cant stop him from getting to children.
he did a joe all over the wall
by Debbie Noble June 17, 2019
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Joe

Most beautiful man you will ever meet,inside and outside.
Great taste of humor,protects and cares deeply about the ones he loves. He will do anything to make you happy and show you everything you missed out on,will make you have a lot of orgasms tho.
He will worry about you a lot,he's very sensitive but hides it well. Sometimes a bit complicated feelings,learn to read between the lines.If you find a Joe,don't let him go,listen to him and his life changing ideas,ask him about brain-melting things and fall in love with him. Don't hurt him,he only deserves love,and a good night of sleep for once.
Rebecca: so how do you feel about Joe?
Kriss: i think i am in love with Joe
by Imapickyeatersorry November 22, 2021
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joe person

by Shystal August 3, 2020
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Joe

Joe is the name of a man who is obsessed with games such as Cuphead and Enter The Gungeon. He will never be above 5' tall. He likes man, and is a homosexual. He is very cringe. People who do not like joe are considered 'jomophobic'.
'Joe is so annoying, i am so jomophobic
by zinctime August 15, 2021
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Sloppy Joe

When a female (or male) shits on a dick during anal sex
Damn this sloppy joe is messy as fuck!
by Buttplugger69 January 15, 2020
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