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Dropped my monkey

A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.
“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”
by Biggg G August 12, 2020
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tonight the monkey dies

whatever bad things happening in your life these times, will be over soon.
tonight you’ll be mine, tonight the monkey dies.
by quikuana November 7, 2017
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dwelling butt monkey

The highest level rarity In species of Monkey. It tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. And it comes with a warning. The warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. That is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him to the wild.
I was in a meeting and had the most awful run in with a dwelling butt monkey and had to leave work to get Spain pants
by Boom_shaka_laka_faka November 4, 2015
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caged like a monkey

your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn
by Garbage kid February 19, 2021
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Jangles the moon monkey

Me
by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019
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Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings
Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn
by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021
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Ranger shot monkey

Morning breakfast consisting of Coffee and Banana's.
that Ranger Shot Monkey last summer at camp was heartwarming after the shower sex Counselor Gary Casually and I shared.
by Life's Offramp July 31, 2019
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