i love cookies

A very nice person who's got a massive penis

I've got a friend and he's a proper I love cookies

by You smell like fish April 8, 2017

I freaky you

When your boyfriend says "i freaky you." Freaky is another word for love. *shapoosh*

"I freaky you so much."
"You are my one true freaky."

by Asomyrcal August 31, 2016

i am the best

being giving the title of the best, and being amazing and beutiful and kind and being the best!

i am the best person EVER, you cant beat me!

by queenie123456789 October 12, 2021

I got nothin

The common phrase used when you got roasted so hard that you can’t think straight usually ending in you or somebody else fainting or you brain exploding because your a dumb twat.

Awwww shit I got nothin.

by I got nothin June 29, 2019

I know that a lot

A grammatically bad phrase to use when someone says something REALLY obvious.

Aaron : "DUDE DUDE DUDE! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PACKERS ARE IN THE SUPER BOWL?"

Max: "I know that a lot, you dumb shit."

by BigMikeDonovan February 22, 2011

I have bitches

An individual who infanct has bitches (People who follow the individual , take orders from the individual because they are such a alpha)

1:Did you hear that nitro has loads of bitches
2:Yes I am one of his bitches
Nitro:Make me a sandwich bitch

2:Yes my lord As I am your bitch
Nitro: 1 I have bitches!

by Deeznuts_ January 23, 2022

I am Batman

I AM BATMAN

MAN THAT GUY IS SO BATMAN
I AM BATMAN

by Sneaky snek December 2, 2016