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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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Cat

Also ‘cool cat.’

Noun. A person. An individual, most likely involved in a subculture or controversial industry. A wanderlust individual of fleeting residence. *Adapted from west coast slang.
As you’re walking out of a concert at a small, local venue… referring to someone you observed pacing the crowd or highly mingling during the event;
“That Cat was all over the place
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cat slap

it when you get rabies via anus by 1 or more shaved animals.
this cat slap is giving me a rash.
by donthewater October 17, 2006
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Cat Urination

The act of a cat when piss leaves its system
What is your cat doing

Urination

Cat Urination?
Yes
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Cat

Cat
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Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af
Bruh she was dry cat food
by Alfoa June 20, 2019
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Cat twinkle

That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.
Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.
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