cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 28, 2021

Cat

Cute adorable animals that live in your house until thier life is over I live cats 🐱🐱🐱

(Cats) (adorable)

by Zoed111 March 02, 2018

Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

Cat

Cats are usually fat like a potato also if this gets voted make this a trend #FATPATATO

I have a cat

by mate it is false teeth October 04, 2020

Cat

C: cuddly
A: adorable
T: team
S: sneaky

I love cats

by Galaxy Puffs puffs December 11, 2019

cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 09, 2019

Cat

A creature once raped by Shane dawnson

Person: *goes to Dramaalert* Omg shane fucked his cat!

by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019