Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.

Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.

by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023

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dark hand

when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit

me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand

freind: dude thats so fucking gross

by jadkfjwreo October 28, 2017

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Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016

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There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

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Floridian Hand Grenade

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.

Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?

by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021

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