Fapping in the dog water

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.

Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu

by HuboiPerez March 14, 2021

Hot Dog Logic

noun

Orgin: Based off the observation that hot dogs are packaged with 6 hotdogs and hot dog buns are packaged with 8 buns. Some might suggest that it causes shoppers to buy more hot dogs and in turn purchase more buns.

Definition: Something that doesn't make sense at first but upon further investigation is genius, maybe even evil-genius.

(ex. That ponzi scheme you pitched to me yesterday seemed really desirable, but maybe it's just my hot dog logic.)

by DK Lounge November 5, 2009

dirty-water dogs

"hot dogs", most likely bought on the streets of NYC, that are boiled in water that isn't changed that often....(true fact)
but actually quite tastey

:DD

settin: penn. station (nyc)
Kid: MOM!!!!! i'm freakin hungry!
Mom: kid, i have to be at work in 5 minutes! can't i just buy u somethin from the cafiteria!?!?
kid: NO, NO, NO!!!!!! I WANNA HOT DOG!!
MOM: i'ma get u f'ing dirty-water dogs if you don't stop!!
kid:.....

by nol1998 August 3, 2010

bird dog

A sudden, unexpected tackle.
Usually in parking lots, bed rooms, parties, or near pools.
sometimes a bird dog is a friendly tackle, other times meant to do harm.
The most famous bird dog is performed in the movie "Old School" by Will Ferrell when he bird dogs a man into a fountain.. this is where the term originated.

After Bridgett stole Steve's seat, he was forced to Bird Dog her in order to get it back.

by Seth821 December 8, 2007

salty dog

a man usually between ages 16-65 who has so much self confidence, they believe they can get with any girl by A- making cat noises , B- trying multiple times to make a move and get denied EVERYtime , C- touch a girl in her "private" area when it is clear he is unwanted , D- texting her at 3 in the morning saying "yo can I come over?" , E- being too honest and saying , things like "you have a nice a*s" or "lets f*ck tonight".

ME - That guy is sucha salty dog, he text me at 3 last night asking to hang out.
FRIEND 1 - woww he texted me too!
FRIEND 2 - no way he called me last night!
FRIEND 3 - he asked if i was DTF

by Rachelx2 Hailey Steph Robyn December 29, 2008

dog taco

taco made out of dog meat. mostly found in non-latin american countries such as new york, los angeles, etc.

hey, did you get a dog taco today, bitch?

by mac May 13, 2005

Lazy Dog Style

When you have sex in the doggystyle position but the male is laying down on top of the female instead of kneeling behind her while she is kneeling and bent over. Almost like missionary but with the female laying face down.

Female: Do me from behind! NOW!
Man: Okay, but my legs are tired! We gotta do it Lazy Dog Style.

by King Bologna May 15, 2009