Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
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