National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 1, 2019

my nuts in your ass

The only acceptable sexual practice.

person 1: my nuts in your ass
person 2: let's make it happen!

by YeetSwede March 10, 2023

No nut out of my sack

That you are not sexually attracted to someone

Friend: check out this bird
Other friend: nah they ugly, no nut out of my sack

by Yeahitsureis September 2, 2023

Nut ina homie day

26 June is nut ina homie day I mean say less

ay yo bro its 26 June ahaha so its nut ina homie day

by Penisboy6969 June 23, 2021

National Grab Nuts Day

this one is for the ladies all you gotta do is grab they balls and run

National Grab Nuts Day is when you walk up to a boy have a fake convo and as your walking off grab their balls and run

by DogeCoin55663221 September 1, 2022

My left nut is bustin

When your left nut hurts

I was playingthe station and my left nut is bustin

by Joeyatemycheeks November 3, 2020

Going shopping with my nuts

To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.

The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.

by Paul Stompbox December 29, 2018