King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.

Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!

by KFC_Console February 6, 2021

Wolf King

One true alpha leader who leads their pack but irl is a short man who thinks he is the main character

The Wolf King howls and calls the pack on the night of a full moon.

by Skibidi Rizz Gyat in Ohio June 13, 2024

King Bishop

The king of sexyness and pro siege player

king bishop is a sexy ass mofo

by Se680an October 3, 2020

Burger King People

Burger people are a group of chavs and gypsies wannabes who linger around the burger king entrance to the cornmill. Most are massive idiots and therefore do not attend school. Their biggest achievements include intimidation small children or old people. It would be a miracle to see these people without a cigarette.

Those burger king people do my head in

by doesntmatterlmao July 19, 2019

King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”

I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak

by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

King Salmon 8

/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.

Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.

by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020

Demon King Kane

A grown man with a really tiny dick.

His dick was so small his nickname was demon King Kane.

by Tinman1987 July 17, 2017