Joe Cruz

What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”

Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”

by joecrvz November 24, 2021

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Quandale Joe

The unholy combination of Quandale Dingle (A goofy ahh man who often does the griddy) and Joe (dont you fucking ask who he is).

Person 1- Bro, did you see my rather goofy ahh friend Quandale Joe?
Person 2- No, who is Quandale Joe???
Person 1- (Goofy ahh noises) JOE (Goofy ahh noises) MAMA!!(Goofy ahh laugh, goofy ahh noises, goofy ahh jump, goofy ahh fard, goofy ahh ∞) {sorry for my goofy ahh yawn}.

by goofy ahh man May 27, 2022

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joe balls

a good practical joke.

ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*

by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021

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Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

by keeper of the real May 26, 2020

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