Black & Decker Blowjob

Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.

She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.

Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.

by Rapture333 May 10, 2010

Black Lives Matter

Black Lives Matter

Hey, black lives matter you guys.

by Blue lives don’t matter October 1, 2020

black door play

When a black women sticks at least two fingers in the anus of a tall skinny redheaded man. It orginated when the strict parents of redheads wouldn't let them have black women over. They would sneak the girls inside. To really disobey the parents the black girl would then shove her fingers in his ass

Alot of redheads enjoy black door play when parents are not home

by ThatThing89 July 18, 2017

Black Belt Board

Member of the DOV and Minister of the clown, known for his antics and affination for the boggarts.

"yo, black belt board is coming to town for the Talking Heads show!"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Black Licorice Ginger

When someone (Conor) has dark hair and gets called a ginger.

"You're a Black Licorice Ginger"

"IM NOT A GINGER!" *squeak*

by MuchFunnySuchLaugh January 23, 2014

Black Guy High

similar to white boy wasted, except getting high like a black guy

Will: did you see Jason the other night?
Richard: Naw, man, what happened?
Will: Jason was so black guy high that he ate another man's face!
Richard: that reminds me of that Ron Artest-lookin guy who ate that dude!

by crazychris56 December 18, 2012

Darker than Black

Used to describe a story that is so hopeless, grim and edgy that it becomes aggravating. The worst examples of these are stories where the characters are also really bland and you stop caring about what happens because you know everyone's going to have a terrible end anyway.

I stopped reading your novel because it was darker than black and I lost interest in everyone because I know it will end horribly.

by garbagemountain January 15, 2016