Donald Trump

Con-artist, child molester, and convicted felon who somehow found his way back into the presidency

Donald Trump may have only won the election by a 1% margin in the popular vote, and that's obviously not a "landslide" like the orange dipshit claims it is.

by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025

Donald Trump

A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.

I hate donald trump!

by amongusirl394834839483499348 May 7, 2025

trump tootsie roll

A steaming dog turd wrapped in a candy wrapper with trumps face on it

those morons ate their trump tootsie roll and said, "please sir, may i have some more"

by The Phrogg May 7, 2025

Donald Trump

A complete twunt.

Donald Trump is a complete twunt.

by RandomED May 11, 2025

Donald Trump

The Annoying Orange's real name.

fuck you donald trump

by Your pseudonym May 19, 2025

trump tax

Any rise in consumer prices that can be directly attributed to President Trump’s tariffs.

I was going to buy my daughter a new doll, but the trump tax put it out of reach.

by darthgandhi May 20, 2025

Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron that isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the whole country.

Man, Donald trump is really wrecking my plans to buy a PC this year with all those tariffs.

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025