Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017

ur mom

a joke

u just got ur momed

by ur dad who didnt come back March 30, 2022

obeese mom

a mom that is crazy FAT

you have an obeese mom

by kidsareweird February 3, 2022

UR MOM

if somebody said this they talking about ur mom

jake:ur mom is fat
jaquan:"bitch slaps jake to space" dont talk bout my mom

by imcuteasf November 16, 2022

ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.

Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”

by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020

ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by lukeychicken November 26, 2018