Going shopping with my nuts

To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.

The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.

by Paul Stompbox December 29, 2018

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake

The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.

wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"

by Mr cleans uncle October 3, 2020

cow nut with a blue sauce

a cow nut with a blue sauce.

where can i find a tortilla hack with a pinhole and a bald spot or how about a cow nut with a blue sauce

by gimpyredneck August 13, 2012

No nut out of my sack

That you are not sexually attracted to someone

Friend: check out this bird
Other friend: nah they ugly, no nut out of my sack

by Yeahitsureis September 2, 2023

National free nut week

this holiday is on november 3rd to november 10

Happy National free nut week everybody!
why celebrate that when i have a free nut card?
listen here you little

by thewertyboi November 1, 2019

First Day of No Nut Nov.

Where men die.

FUCKING HELL ITS THE FIRST DAY OF NO NUT NOV.

by Mistermicbeth November 1, 2019

My left nut is bustin

When your left nut hurts

I was playingthe station and my left nut is bustin

by Joeyatemycheeks November 3, 2020