john sorochka

i love john sorochka! he is the best ! #johnsupremacy but he is very innocent 🙁🙁 he can’t be innocent! BAD JOHN! anyways johns very hot and he plays the piano a lot #lol #heshot #i love john !! HE ALSO LOVES ME SO BEAT THAT!

john sorochka is a very talented person

by isabellmorawski March 29, 2021

John Achi

- Toilet Seat
- He's the Fatest person you'll ever meet

- Thinks he is boss

- has a crush on a guy named Dhann Benny

John Achi Like Dhann Benny

by Unknown Beast 15 September 8, 2022

Lebron Johning

Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball

"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"

by jchemv January 5, 2017

James-John Kelly

My best friend forever, he is the best thing to ever happen to me.
He will support me through anything!

Conner Evans: "JJ *confesses something*"
James-John Kelly(JJ): "It's okay i will help you through this."

by ConnerBi2007 June 9, 2019

John Syndrome

John syndrome is a disease that is commonly found in people named John (Johnson). When touched by someone with the syndrome, you will gain it, and become a John, or possibly even a Johnson.

Get the fuck outta there, he has John Syndrome!

by Cowfoodi October 17, 2023

John Cena

John Cena is known as the invisible man

i saw a car driving it self?!
u also saw john cena -ulysses rafoni

by ulysses rafoni October 18, 2021

Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.

Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020