god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

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Does God speak to you?

No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."

Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"

Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

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Munt God

Munting is a person who has a 3 sum with a dead body and they become so good at it that’s its religious

“Hey you heard kb and saud turned into munt gods”

by Browncam May 13, 2024

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god god

The god of good ideas. When he taps you on the shoulder you have a very good idea like for instance the creation of the lightbulb. Sometimes certain people can not take the full power of good ideas which makes their head explode. In some rare instances they will take that good idea and twist it into a very bad thing.

God God is god.

by The Pope of God God November 16, 2020

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