Life

A Fuckin cereal why yall depressed 14 year old girls always asking "what is life" jeez

Bob-Hey jim, what is life?
Jim-Well bob, life is just a godamn mildly good tasting cereal selling at participating retailers near you.

by Nigligl November 3, 2020

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mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.

She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.

by Doox95 June 5, 2018

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dice of life

Gudjjii's special game that he has clearly made up

"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"

by Wiggatronius November 1, 2013

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barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason

"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"

by ariiii23432 February 3, 2024

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ThooooBJgun LIFE

THEY HATE ON OUR ODDS OF BRUTALITY JUSTICE'S GIVES US NEGATIVE LITTLE infants fucks everybody. THEY HATE ON OUR ODDS OF BRUTALITY JUSTICE'S GIVES US NEW LIFE.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED thoooobjgun life thoooobjgish maclonnbeveli.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by LONNIE BJ March 8, 2021

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