Jacking the Ball by the Sea and cake

Jacking the Bal by the Sea and Cake is simply a song. However, used in the right context it can be interpreted as some sort of bizzare sexual innuendo that no one gets.

Me: jacking the ball by the sea and cake
Me: get it you must
insufferable mulct: i've never heard that one, but i'm going to guess handjob.
Me: LOL
Me: I hope you're kidding

by Him Riallu August 29, 2005

flip your jack over

Masturbate, Jack-Off

'Hey Dave, you don'e flippin yo jack?'

by élan September 20, 2003

do you know jack?

yes

no, do you know jack?

by proprioception October 18, 2010

Jack-O-Cramp'in

the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.

Dude, I'm like majorly Jack-O-Cramp'in right now; do you have a knife so I can end this?

by Ricola82 January 20, 2009

Jack off all trades

A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners

- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.

Naa man, she's a jack off all trades

by michaelstripe December 12, 2007

Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese

a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children

Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!

by Bob1984 July 25, 2010

flip flaping the jacking sack

Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.

i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack

by wakety sacety May 8, 2009