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Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully
Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me
by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022
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Boy Best Friend

A boy who is best friends with a girl who wants to have sex, but the female has no interest. Yet he does get the part of the relationships where she vents and cries to him.
Boy 1: Wait so your best friends with Jessica but your still not getting any play?
Boy 2: Yeah that's what I get for being the boy best friend. But she did tell me about how she broke up with chad yesterday.
by DownBadMan February 10, 2022
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slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short
by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022
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Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022
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National Gay Best Friend Day

March 28th: Take today to appreciate your gay best friend for all they do.
Today is National Gay Best Friend Day so I bought my gay best friend a cake.
by jayden's_freaking_gay March 27, 2022
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that dick was 10 outta 10 💯💯💯💯🤤😮 💨
Girl 1: I heard from a friend of a friend
Me: That dick was a 10 outta 10
*We both start doin the dance
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gay best friend

it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her
"I'm in love with this girl but I think I'm just her gay best friend"
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
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