jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).

Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??

by tiny cheeseburger December 12, 2008

Dumb Cunt Wish

1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.

J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....

by lhm December 9, 2008

Douche Bag Cunt

1)A Bitchy Vagina Cleaner
2)good word to use when your shitfaced

Shutup, you fucking douche bag cunt

by Toadz August 27, 2006

Cunt-o-matic

An unusually awful bitch. Usually found at work, cunting around. You can smell her stinky coochie for miles.

Damm! Kelly is a fucking Cunt-O-matic.

by Snot Girl August 2, 2007

Cunt with a capital k

A dumb cunt who's too dumb to even know how to spell cunt.

Alice: "Bitch, moan, complain and criticize"

John: "You know Alice, you run your mouth so much you're a Cunt with a capital k."

by Jeffroe January 2, 2009

cummy farting cunt

A cummy farting cunt is when a guy pumps a shiela's ass full of baby batter, then she blows it out of her big fat ass hole. Nice sound effect. Also a derogatory term for a new/used car sales manager within an auto dealership by staff.

Gary goes...'did you burn that old bat on her trade?' Dave goes...'I didn't burn her... that cummy farting cunt cooked her!'

by QPump August 6, 2011

cunt-flavored cracker

A splendid insult. Or maybe just a funny-ish one.

It's also known as a man whore. :

Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.

by Alaina Spaur September 8, 2007