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Lindsley days of the week

A scheduled named different day of the week for an overweight individual. Man Boob Monday, Titty Tuesday, Wow Those Are Some Big Titties Wednesday, Thicky Thursday, Fatty Friday, Saggy Saturday, and Somebody Call The Titty Police Because Those Are Some Big Titties Sunday.
Guys, guess today is Man Boob Monday, according to the Lindsley days of the week! What an amazing day to start the week!
by california9492 November 1, 2018
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National Npc Day

18th July is the National Npc Day
-What day is today?

-It’s the 18th of July
-You are acting like an Npc. OH! It’s the National Npc Day
by micutulwok July 18, 2022
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thot awareness day

Occuring on may 23, thot awareness day is used to honor our fallen thot patrol members, who died to thottery. You must wear red, black, or grey.
Hey home, thot awareness day tommorow.
by KPH529 June 8, 2018
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National Niamh Day

On March 1st, we celebrate everyone we know named Niamh!
Hey its March 1st and we have to celebrate National Niamh Day!

Hey Niamh! Happy National Niamh Day!!
by LoveNiamh4Life October 6, 2022
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National Bong Day

November 10th, gather every bong you can, give them a nice scrubbing, and smoke all day.
I cannot wait for national bong day.
by Pocketpussyeater12937 November 7, 2017
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National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.
Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
by chileanywaysso October 29, 2020
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beat a slav day

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Slav agrees in beat a furry day, today is beat a slav day
by johnyylol February 10, 2023
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