northern monkey

one who has a pal that plays ggod pool outwith events that really matter and cheer his every shot

Brad

by Ross McKinness September 18, 2003

ya fucking monkey

a retarded phrase that people say when they wake someone up or to make people laugh

YA FUCKING MONKEY WAKE UP

by handless April 26, 2009

double monkey fist

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.

Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!

by Sam Steine November 20, 2003

monkey fag break

To have a wank

by monkey fag break August 8, 2003

Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver

We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey

by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010

little red monkey

An evil world dominating monkey that lives at kitta.net

"The little red monkey told me he would spare me if I helped him take over the world"

by kitta April 14, 2004

monkey sniffer

A Monkey Sniffer is someone who likes to smell a monkey's bottom.
Also known as an offence term for a person.

"Oi! Monkey Sniffer!"

by gee man September 25, 2005