on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

God

The Higher being that needs to save UrbanDictionary

god needs to save this place

by Gerpsy November 24, 2021

God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

all hail the lord of darkness

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020

go disgrace god

Means that you masturbated

"Hey, I got bricked up so I'm gonna go disgrace god rq, brb."

"Bro, we're in the middle of a game."

by Sour Creme and Onions June 27, 2024

She-God

A goddess, but a tomboy.

Yo, that skater chick is a She-God.

by NullOfTheVoid May 31, 2024

God

The guy who knows everyone including you.

God is the guy you see when you die.

by Calamity 69!!! January 4, 2022

Blue (God of DBL40-02S)

The best of the bestest
Champion of every single league in existence (fack checked trust)
One and only Champion and GOD of DBL40-02S (Toshi i will find you if you don't give this man a zenkai)

“Did you know that Blue (God of DBL40-02S) IS the god of DBL40-02S?”

“Really?”

“No he's just a maggot lol”

by aRandomMonkey April 17, 2024