1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3
2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4
3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7
4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10
5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12
6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13
7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14
8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15
9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16
10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17
Exodus 20:3
2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4
3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7
4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10
5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12
6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13
7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14
8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15
9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16
10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17
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Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
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Get the Gay God mug.A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
Ex3 Godtopper
Jim-
Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?
Frank-
“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.
Jim-
J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
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