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Get the Brake pad rock mug.Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.
Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time
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Get the Rock fight mug.1) planet earth
2) popular sit-com
3) the fallacious description of the earth being a dead rock hurting through space a 140 miles a second around the milky way galaxy. When we are on a living planet, the soil and oceans are alive with microbes, plants trees and animals, in a habital zone (see also goldilocks zone)
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3) the fallacious description of the earth being a dead rock hurting through space a 140 miles a second around the milky way galaxy. When we are on a living planet, the soil and oceans are alive with microbes, plants trees and animals, in a habital zone (see also goldilocks zone)
Earth is called the 3rd rock from the sun, however, we are actually on a living, habitable planet in the goldilocks zone, from our parent star in the solar system
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Get the Rock-Muncher mug.The act of using a variety of strong crystalline drugs sequentially to transition from one state to another.
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