National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 22, 2023

National Dick Pic Day

Happens when it is June 26th and your close friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!

Did you know about national dick pic day?

by Docphantom June 26, 2023

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

National booty pic day

June 27

You have to send someone a booty pic

Its national booty pic day lemme see yo ass

by carlton4848 June 27, 2023

NATIONAL GABBY DAY

On February 24th every day it is National Gabby day. Make sure to wish Gabby a happy birthday.

National gabby day you wish my friend gabby a happy birthday.

“Happy birthday gabby!”

by BellarMuff February 24, 2023

National Benson Day

National Benson Day is on February 24th. People celebrate by celebrating the benson called Benson.

Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"

by MICHLLO February 24, 2023

National Boris Day

Annual day of celebration of defecation.

How did everyone celebrate National Boris Day this year?

by Joey Jellico February 25, 2023